Wednesday, September 28, 2011

technological(ish)

For me, technology has always been kind of like a bad boyfriend I just can't quit, because what would I ever do without him?

What would I do? I really can't imagine. How did any of us function before the Internet? I book all my hotel and flight reservations online. I communicate through email every day. Google is my answer to every question. When is my flight? What's the name of that song? Who sings it? How do you make a proper margarita? Where is that restaurant? What's on the menu? 

However, sometimes all this technology--with all the possibilities it presents--just flat out overwhelms me. I do not own a smartphone, an iPad, or a Kindle, because I can't justify the expense and anyway I don't need them. Now, I think iPads are the coolest thing ever, and something deep down inside me really wants one. Not because it would address any kind of actual need, but just because they're so freaking cool.

But considering I don't even have time to read my books, play my guitar, or do all the writing I want to (not to mention fold the laundry), an iPad would really just be another thing I don't have time for, another underutilized tool in my life.

And sometimes our reliance on technology can be our downfall. Take my navigation system. Please. Seriously, you think this abandoned old office building right off the freeway is my destination? It's not, I assure you. This empty field--you think this is the hair salon I'm looking for? How many times have I vowed never to trust the thing again, and sworn that next time I'll use a map? I've been through this over and over, like that time I decided to break up with Mr. T.

Here's what I do like about technology. For all its potential for evil, its lack of warmth, its ability to infuriate us with lousy directions, technology can actually bring people together.

People who previously had no power are now able to mobilize. Those with too much power can be taken down a notch. Someone who feels utterly alone and misunderstood can find others out there who understand.

Or sometimes it simply brings together people who live close to each other and have something in common, but who never would have met in this fast-paced/car-centric/sit-in-your-house-and-watch-TV world we are living in. The other night--after a navigation debacle, I might add--I ended up having dinner and drinks with a couple of new friends I met through a facebook group. They originally met each other through Twitter.

There's nothing quite like sitting down to dinner and drinks on an outdoor patio with people you don't even know. By the end of the night I knew more about them than I do about some of my own relatives. Technology can never beat that. It can never replace face-to-face interaction.

But it can facilitate it.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

10 things I have in common with Brad Pitt

As I mentioned earlier, I'm not all that into the whole personal-lives-of-celebrities thing.

But the other day a story in Parade Magazine about Brad Pitt caught my eye, and I was surprised to find how much I have in common with the guy.

Brad and I both:

1. lived a portion of our lives in Springfield, Missouri

2. now live in California

3. have spent time in Hollywood

4. homeschool our kids

5. are concerned about issues such as AIDS, orphans, and global poverty

6. think Angelina Jolie is pretty

7. are not married to Angelina Jolie

8. support gay marriage

9. have brown hair

10. like movies

See? Isn't that amazing? And I stopped myself at ten things--I totally could have kept going.

I guess maybe celebrities aren't so different from the rest of us, after all.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

weekend insight #2

The designated driver should be sober. Oh.

I guess it's best to be very specific, especially when dealing with drunk people.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

weekend insight #1

Sometimes, after I finish solving the Sudoku puzzle, I feel all empty inside.